Marisa Miller breaks kids’ zippers

Marisa Miller, the hottest woman on the planet, went on MTV’s TRL and destroyed teenagers pants accross the nation when she gave them all raging boners.  I can barely contain myself when I see Marisa, can you imagine a 13 year old kid who’s just discovered the wonders of masterbation?  That kid is probably still locked in the bathroom going at it.

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