Jessica Biel fans aren’t subtle

Dear Old Guy,

I’m sure you pulled alot of women back in your day.  I see from the lack of a ring on your finger that you are either divorced or your bachelor life was too awesome to give up.  You should however revise your technique on how you check women out, even if they are celebrities.  Yes Jessica Biel has a hot ass, but geez man, you might as well have dropped to your knees and wagged your tongue out.  You’re a bafoon.

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