Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Audrina’s fake boobs are awesome

I love fake boobs and Audrina Patridge obviously loves to show them off.  I mean do you think she would be getting the same kind of attention if she was flat as a board?  Definitely not.  Fake boobs is a perfect way to get noticed, even if you’re a fugly monster like Tori Spelling.  Look at all the attention she gets.  If she was flat I would give her 15 minutes before she got stoned to death.

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