Fat women shouldn’t buy Victoria Secret

In yet another ridiculous law suit, a fat chick is trying to get some quick cash because she’s not pretty enough to dress like an attractive woman.

A California woman is suing Victoria’s Secret, claiming she was injured while trying on a thong.

52-year-old Marcrida Patterson — who appeared on Thursday’s Today show with her lawyer — says she slipped on a “low-rise v-string” (part of the company’s “Sexy Little Thing” line) when a decorative metal piece flew off and struck her in the eye.

I’m willing to bet that this 52 year old woman is an ogre and the thong snapped because it’s not supposed to be stretched to that extreme.  She probably grabbed the smallest size and spent 20 minutes in the dressing room trying to put it on.  The judge should throw her in prison and make her wear a burlap sack for the rest of her life.

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