Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Katherine Heigl is eh

Why are so many dudes in love with Katherine Heigl?  She’s not hot and she’s a bitch.  Her teeth look like she just pent an hour chomping on a bowl full of bolts and screws and her body is flabby and frumpy.  She’s just a mess.  It’s kind of like a zoo.  When you’re walking around it’s nice and clean, but you know behind the scenes there’s animal feces everywhere!  Wait, that’s nothing like Katherine Heigl.  Oh Well, I tried.

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