John and Jennifer are sneaky

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston must be magicians because they have pulled the wool over US Magazine’s eyes for the past two months.

Jen Aniston and John Mayer went to their first public event together Thursday night.

They joined Courteney Cox and David Arquette — who celebrated their nine-year anniversary that night — at a humanitarian event at L.A. steakhouse STK.

A witness tells Usmagazine.com that Aniston and Mayer “had their arms around each other. She was rubbing his back and whispering into his ear. They were touching each other non-stop all night.”

This is probably the most boring couple ever.  Jennifer Aniston is always pissy and John Mayer has moments where you think he may have a personality but nothing good ever comes of it.  They should spice things up by fighting a dragon or inventing flying cars.  Then I might care what these two are up to.