Maria Menounos is 30

This creepy guy is helping make Maria Menounos’ 30th birthday a memorable one. By supplying her with “the creepy guy in all the pictures”, she’s got a story to tell her grandkids. That’s why I think she should invite me to her next party. Nto only am I willing to be “that guy”, I’m willing to be the one that plows her at the end of the night. Two guys for the price of one! What a bargain!