Calm Down Slater

This guy, who cheated on Ali Landry mind you, is complaining that he can’t be in a relationship because he is “too busy“.

“I wouldn’t date me right now,” Mario told OK! at the Oscar Mayer Hot Dogs For A Cause BBQ in NYC’s Times Square. “I don’t think it’d be much fun. I don’t have that much time.”

Give me a fucking break buddy.  You don’t cheat on a piece of ass like Ali Larter because you’re “too busy”.  You’re at a weiner festival, how busy can you possibly be?!  Mario just wants to have sex with all those Saved by the Bell groupies that Zack hasn’t reached yet.  Do it up Slater, just don’t bitch about it.  Geez, you slam Preppie to the ground once and you think you’re a big shot.

BONUS: This is what Mario Lopez got tired of having sex with!