Kendra is a class act

It was recently Hugh Hefner’s birthday again and what did his imaginary girlfriends get him?  Check this out.

“We gave him chocolate body parts,” Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.

“I molded my ass, so I could call it ‘chocolate starfish,’” she went on. “It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You’ll see it on the show coming up.”

Isn’t that sweet?  These girls are complete morons.  What the hell do I want a chocolate replica of your asshole for?  You think that’s going to make me feel nice?  Here’s an idea ladies, why don’t you actually have sex with Hugh instead of pretending.  You know these girls aren’t giving it up to him.  It’s just one big facade.  Poor Hugh.

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