Brokeback kicks it up a notch

Just when you thought Brokeback Mountain couldn’t get any gayer, it hits you upside your head with this gem.

The New York City Opera commissioned Charles Wuorinen to compose a show based on the 1997 short story — which was turned into the 2005 Oscar-winning movie starring Heath Ledger (who died in January) and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Why don’t they just skip all this BS and have two guys just go at it on stage?  I mean, how are they going to re-enact that sex scene?  All these Broadway actors are gay anyway so you know they are going to get all excited.  So you’re going to have a stage with two gay actors sporting wood and grinding on each other.  Fan-fucking-tastic.

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