Jessica Alba ruins a bikini

Jessica Alba has always given us primo bikini pictures in the past but these cancel all of those out.  Pregnant women in bikinis are creepy.  I don’t care if they were sexy when they weren’t knocked up, that huge belly ruins it.  Maybe it’s natural and beautiful, but I’m not a hippie.  I’m a man.  A man who likes broads with flat stomachs and big boobs.  A huge pregnant belly doesn’t fall into any of those categories.