Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Jessica Simpson gets some sun

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These pictures are pretty much crap but if you squint you can kind of see Jessica Simpson’s delicious rocking rack. This girl was made to be in topless cabaret shows. She can kind of sing, she’s not too smart, and she’s got a fantastic body. It sounds like a perfect fit to me. Maybe she should fire her dad as her manager and hire me. My fee? A couple thousand a week and a daily motorboat session. I think thats a fair deal.

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