A Gremlin or Tila Tequila?

I thought Blender was supposed to be a magazine for musicians.  What the hell is Tila Tequila doing on the cover?    Why is she even relevant?  Why doesn’t someone just throw water on her.  Wait, that makes Gremlins multiply doesn’t it.  Give me a break here, I’m not that caught up with my 80’s movie trivia.

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