Spencer is helpful Part 2

Spencer has a weekly column with Radar Online where he basically spews his useless opinion to readers who ask him questions.  Let’s check out this week’s gem.

How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?

If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.”

I knew it.  Gay dudes love anal and you should always try to anally fist your gf to see if she’s into it.  Thanks Spencer for helping me unravel these mysteries that have plagued mankind for centuries.  Douchebag.

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