John Mayer is Mr Douchebag

John Mayer walked around in a Mr. Douchebag shirt which he cleverly replaced with the word “Badass”.  US Magazine cleverly reports that it was right after he made comments about Jennifer Aniston.

“Listen, this is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control,” he said. “There are much worse problems in the world. Everything’s cool!”

He’s right.  Who gives a crap who Jennifer Aniston is boning?  She’s a wrinkly faced sour puss who is always pissed.  John got in and out, just what you’re supposed to do with a crazy woman like that.  Had he stayed a little longer she probably would have wanted him to help out with the dishes and stop playing Grand Theft Auto.  It’s my downtime and I’ll do whatever I want!

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