Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn love threesomes

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Do Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn like to rotiserrie women?

The Miami Herald report that Owen approached a hot girl at Miami’s Purdy Lounge last weekend, proposing she get involved ina threesome with him and a friend (Owen’s good pal Vince was in town at the time and is widely rumoured to be the ‘friend’ he had in mind).

The paper’s source says the girl “was disgusted with the offer and declined.”

I find this hard to believe, mostly since the Miami Herald is one of the most unreputable newspapers in the country. They pretty much write whatever they want and as long as they think it’s real, it’s real. Just read that sentence.

(Owen’s good pal Vince was in town at the time and is widely rumoured to be the ‘friend’ he had in mind)

Allegedly, Vince Vaughn was in the same county and maaaaaybe he was going to drive 45 minutes and cancel the dinner he is having to be involved in a threesome with another man. That sounds believable to me.

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