Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Mischa Barton is a freak of nature

Mischa Barton is a freaking wreck

I didn’t know that a girl this skinny could have this much cellulite.  It’s unnatural.  How could she be cute from the waist up and be THAT much of a disaster down below?  She must be some kind of witch.  Looking into her ass probably turns you into stone…right after you vomit uncontrolably.

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