The British Soap Awards had eye candy

The British Soap Awards are probably just as boring as the American Soap Awards. It’s probably a long drawn out show about stuff no one cares about. I’m not even really sure what they do at these things. I think they just sit down in a big room and someone performs a lecture of some kind. The only bright side is you get to see tons of hot chicks together in one place, like Jennifer Metcalfe, Hannah and Kara Tointon, and of course Roxanne Pallett. I’d like to make my own Award Show. It would have categories like Best Cleavage and Tightest Backside. Then instead of some unfunny hack like Billy Crystal telling jokes, it would have a Gorilla and a Tiger in a fight to the death…because nature is beautiful.

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