Spencer Pratt is helpful

Radar Online has a useless segment where Spencer Pratt gives advice to people who write in. Let’s take a look at this week’s gem.

YO SPENCER! I love my girlfriend, but she walks all over me—she gives me a hard time when I want to hang out with the fellas or spend time alone, she checks up on me all of the time, and is crazy jealous. What should I do?

Obviously if she’s crazy jealous, you’re not making her feel that you love her enough. First off, treat her better, make that jealousy go away. Tell her you need guy time and she needs girl time to maintain a healthy relationship. Also, you should not have any girl walking over you, just like you should not be walking over some girl. This relationship sounds like servitude, so if she doesn’t give you the respect or space you need, it’s time to move on and find a girl that will. Pretty much I would say that you could give it a try. But that’s a relationship I wouldn’t want to be in.

“Pretty much I would say that you could give it a try.” Where did this idiot go to school, a ? I’m pretty sure he wrote this thing up on the back of a Chuck E. Cheese menu right after he sang along with the mechanical band. Spencer is as bright as a rock. A rock that’s been held back a few grades and wears a helmet.

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