Prepare to be Shocked

In perhaps the most shocking and disturbing story the Sun has ever reported, a 19 year old is upset his girlfriend doesn’t always want sex.

I’m 19 and work with my dad who’s a roofer. My girlfriend’s the same age and training to be a hairdresser. We were together for two years before we broke up. It felt like the spark between us had gone. All we did was argue all the time.

Second time round it felt like a new start. I was so happy we’d got back together and couldn’t wait for the weekend. She’d promised it would be really special.

The door was open and I found her watching TV. She just smiled and said “Hi,” and then carried on watching the box. I went over and gave her a hug but she hardly gave me one back. It was like the telly was more fun than me.

That’s all it is now – a boring routine.

I’ve worked hard to make her feel special. I run her candle-lit baths and give her long, slow massages – which she really loves. It’s not that I want sex all the time, I just want to feel special sometimes too.

This poor guy has no idea.  He’s wasting his time giving her slow massages and candle-lit baths.  Chicks don’t like that crap.  Women like to come home to a guy sitting on the couch with pizza grease stains on his shirt and an X-box controller in his hand.  It’s like an aphrodisiac.  That’s why I get all the ladies.  Granted, when they leave they always ask for money and I’m not allowed to kiss them on the mouths, but anytime I call they come right over.