DMX’s Wife?

This appears to be DMX’s wife.  Either that or he’s discovered The Creature from Beneath the Sea.  I thought rappers have their pick of the litter when it comes to women.  I’m pretty sure DMX can do a little better than this.

This “woman” looks like she belongs on Michelle Rodriguez’s arm.  I’m willing to bet my left testicle that DMX has/is cheating on her.  There’s just no way this can turn him on.

Edit: If I end up dead over the weekend, it was probably because DMX read this post.  Nice knowin’ ya!

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