Michelle Rodriguez is femenine

Michelle Rodriguez did perhaps the classiest interview ever in Latina magazine. A magazine aimed for mostly teens. Behold, just a few snippets from this generation’s quintessential woman.

“I think that they wonder because I’m such a tomboy. And I don’t care about what I look like most of the time. You’ll see me walking around in my jeans for the most part. I’m pretty much a tough ass. You don’t see that type of s**t in a lot of women,” she says, before a long pause. “Sorry, I just had to knock out that burp.”

“Every time you see a woman who walks down the street, you think, ‘is she f*ckable?’” she says, when we ask why she thinks there is enduring interest in her love life, ” Any woman who is in some way f*ckable, you know, if she’s beautiful, or if she has a nice body, you wonder what kind of things that person does with their private area.”

“I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off,” she says of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to ‘out’ her: “I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I wanna f*ck a girl, a boy, a dog—that’s my business. That’s why there’s bathroom doors.”

Wow. I wonder why people think she’s a butch lesbian? With such a sweet attitude as that, it’s a wonder why she’s not teaching in a Charm School in London. For those out there that think she’s hot and just a “down ass chick”, wake up dude. You’re Gay. This broad has a bigger penis than I do.

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