Grandma got run over by Timbaland

Enough is enough Madonna. You look ridiculous trying to run around and do dance moves in a music video. It’s kind of uncomfortable because I keep thinking her hip can pop out of place at any time. This whole song reminds me of the time in middle school when I payed someone else to do my homework and then I put my name on it and turned it in. It’s basically the same thing. Madonna probably sat in the studio with one of those huge ear trumpets and yelled “Turn down that bloody noise! Oh this be my song? Crikey!”.

Editor’s Note: Everytime I write an English accent, they tend to sound more like Australian Pirates.

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