Mary-Louise Parker is single

Mary-Louise Parker broker off her engagement with her fiance due to “differing lifestyles“.

A source close to the couple tells the Associated Press they had differing lifestyles, but that Parker, 43, holds Morgan, 41, “in the highest regard and hopes they remain friends.”

By “differing lifestyles”, I’m sure she means he is gay and she is not a dude. Look at that moustache. Have you ever seen a guy with a moustache like that that DOESN’T like man-goo? He looks like he belongs in a Columbian Porno. “Aye Pablo, Take off-o your clothes-o”. Yea, my Spanish sucks. Sue Me.

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