Jay-Z is married Yo

It looks like Beyonce and Jay-Z got married over the weekend in a private ceremony at their NYC apartment.

“It was amazing — very special, very private, very intimate,” a source tells Us. “Everyone had so much fun. It ended up being a wild party. DJ Cassidy was spinning and people partied until 4:30 a.m.”

Former Destiny’s Child singers Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, and Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin were among the guests who attended the ceremony.

Gwyneth Paltrow? How the hell does Gwyneth Paltrow get invited to a rapper’s wedding? She’s like the whitest chick of all time. In a battle for cracker supremacy, Gwyneth Paltrow would beat The Whitest White Person hands down.

Why wed on April 4? They’re obsessed with the number!

The rapper named his club 40/40 after a baseball term. (If a player hits 40 home runs and steals 40 bases in the same season, it’s considered a major coup.)

The couple also have matching IV tattoos on their ring fingers, and they were each born on the fourth day of a month (Beyoncé on September 4; Jay-Z, December 4).

I’m not sure here. Is that romantic or just idiotic?

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