Jerry Seinfeld survived a car crash

Jerry Seinfeld was recently in a bad car accident and walked away without a scratch.

Funnyman Jerry Seinfeld cheated death in the Hamptons when the brakes on his vintage Fiat failed and the car flipped over, police said yesterday.

Jerry brushed off the whole thing.

“Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do. It is not something I plan to make a habit of.”

Nice.  That’s a few hundred thousand dollars down the tubes.  This is the first I’ve ever read about something bad happening in the Hamptons.  I always thought they walk around on gold plated streets and eat chocolate covered caviar for breakfast.  They’re classy.