Dane Cook is the funniest of all time

PageSix is reporting that Dane Cook is about to be named the “Funniest Comic” in the world by a Boston Radio Show.  It’s no wonder, Dane is awesome!  The way he yells pop culture references into a mic in front of thousands of wasted frat boys is hilarious.  Someone told me he steals jokes from the likes of Carlos Mencia, but that’s impossible.  Carlos Mencia is a brilliant mind and one of the funniest people alive.

I can’t do this.  I know it’s April Fools but this is too much.  These guys blow.  You want to stop the war on terror?  Setup a Dane Cook / Carlos Mencia Comedy show and nuke the arena.  BAM.  Problem solved.

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