Madonna has bad taste

I’ve always thought Madonna was tone def.  Now we have proof.

“I actually love Britney Spears’s new album,” she told New York’s Z100-FM Thursday. “I usually work out to her record. I do a combination of pilates and dance aerobics.”

Fantastic.  Now we know that working out to the Britney album will make you look like a skeleton with a blonde wig.  That’s not where the creepiness ends though.  She also likes to shoot up her guests.

The singer also explained why she gave Justin Timberlake a shot of B-12 while they were collaborating on her new album, Hard Candy.

“The reason I gave him a B-12 [shot] is because we only had a certain amount of days in the studio and I didn’t want him to use that as a lame-a– excuse not to come to work,” she said. “Okay? It’s got nothing to do with butt. I promise you. Listen, I don’t need to give him a shot to see his butt. Duh.”

If I was Justin Timberlake, I couldn’t have run out of that studio fast enough.  Let’s be honest, the only way Madonna would be able to lure a man into her house would be with the promise of candy or a new toy truck.  Or, she can always go to Africa and take one.

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