Lauren Hutton fell down the stairs

Do you remember supermodel Lauren Hutton?  Of course you don’t because she’s busted.  I could set up a hammock in between those two front teeth.  Anyway, I guess her husband couldn’t take her yapping because she showed up to an event with a huge shiner.  Her excuse?

We’re told she injured herself on a photo shoot.

Are you buying that?  A washed up, fugly, 64 year old woman is modeling?  Oh yea, that’s a good cover.

Supermodels that are better:
Abigail Clancy almost nude
A Gisele sex tape?
Keeley Hazel in Zoo