Kristin Davis DOESN’T have a sex tape

So According to TMZ, who is only right about 50% of the time, the Kristin Davis sex tape isn’t real. The Pictures however, are.

The photos, we’re told, were snapped in 1992 by an ex-boyfriend. That’s right, they are just photos — no sex tape, fellas! According to reports, 20 photos are making the rounds, but actually it’s not quite 20.

The third party got involved in a business venture with another guy and we’re told that guy pilfered the pics and they ended up online.

Let’s wait a day and see if this turns out to be true. If they are true, then judging by these pictures, they didn’t have razors in 1992. They did however, have meaty, fugly looking vaginas (VERY NSFW). I know, I know, I’m a class act.