Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Is Vogue Racist?

Vogue Magazine Cover with Lebron and Gisele

In perhaps the most ridiculous news of the day, a few people are whining that the new Vogue cover is racist.   I’m not sure, but isn’t claiming it’s racist because it mimics a King Kong picture EVEN MORE racist because you’re essentially calling Lebron a giant gorilla?  I can find a picture of monkeys and claim other celebs look like them too.

Vogue is racist

See?  Looks like a match to me.  Now, I’m not racist at all, but you know who’s fault this really is?  You guessed it.  The Jews.  They are the most racist of all.  Not me though.  When I see Lebron and Gisele together, I picture happiness and rainbows…and a successful black man dipping his wick into the supermodel pool.  I’d do the same thing, only with a significantly smaller penis.

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