This Annoys Me

I want to be hooked up with a rich broad. I can totally be arm candy and be a stay at home slacker. This chick may think she’s weeding out the Golddiggers with her “rules” and “affidavits” but let’s be honest. 99% of these women are after money. Ask any chick you know and she’ll tell you a 50 something year old man’s old saggy balls are not attractive to a 24 year old model.

Editor’s Note: If you are rich and want to support me, I am totally open. Even if you look like Ellen or Queen Latifah. I’ll learn to love you.