Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Operation: Painful Boner

Pussycat Dolls go help the troop 1

I can’t think of a more cruel and painful act to do to the troops overseas than to bring in smoking hot women that they will never have. Here you go guys, enjoy your painful erections! I’m pretty sure they had to call in a few plumbers because there is no way those shower drains weren’t clogged with sailor jizz.

This post went from hot pictures of the Pussycat Dolls to a mention of the phrase “sailor jizz”. I don’t know where things went wrong…

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