Chuck Nice isn’t funny

“Comedian” Chuck Nice needs to work on his act.

The star of VH1’s Best Week Ever was in the Dallas-Fort Worth airport over the weekend when the gate attendant announced his flight to New York would be delayed. She then said everyone could board, but the plane would be sitting on the tarmac for another hour. “At that point I don’t know what came over me,” Nice told Page Six. “In a Shakespearean Old English voice, I just start yelling, ‘Outrageous! Outrageous I tell you! Brethren this is our moment, shall we be treated like cattle herded about the country? Let us rise up together! What say you?’ — and I think that it’s over and we had a laugh,” said Nice. “But it was total silence.”

Well there you go. Anyone who is a “star” of Best Week Ever is pretty much not a star. How funny do you have to be to introduce a clip of a woman falling off a swingset or a cat playing with a baby. Apparently this funny:

Simply Brilliant. It takes a true genius to make American Idol funny and entertaining. Let me introduce you to someone who actually did that. Hint: It’s NOT Chuck Nice.