J. Blo Sells Photo to People!

“Don’t piss me off or I’ll start singing Jenny from the Block!”

Just when you thought they couldn’t burn any more money in the world, People magazine will be paying Jennifer Lopez $6 million for pictures of her kids. On top of that, J. Lo made the request to be no longer called J. Lo. Who does J. Lo think she is demanding that people call her Jennifer Lopez? J. Lo is bigger than Jennifer Lopez! Are they expecting people to morph her name with Marc Anthony? Perhaps Mennifer Janthony? Or Jarc Lanthony?

And it doesn’t stop there, Jennifer commanded that only Marc Anthony will take the photos. I guess that isn’t so bad, he could use the work anyway. It might even boost his sales records, you’re going to need at least one of his Cds to balance that tripod.