Kimora Lee Simmons is a bad person

An article on Page Six has just one example of the total bitch that is Kimora Lee Simmons.

KIMORA Lee Simmons is a nonsinging diva. That’s why she has a contract rider, like the ones used on concert tours, for personal appearances. “She demands that someone stand by and refill her champagne glass whenever it gets below one inch, that the water is Fiji only and that the place provide fans that blow on her in case it gets hot,” said an insider. Simmons’ rep said, “She does only drink Fiji water but these reports are completely false and inaccurate.”

I think Kimora is worse than Kevin Federline in terms of douchyness. They both have done absolutely nothing besides using their naughty bits to achieve fame, but Kimora seems to think she’s entitled to some special treatment. Just try to watch this clip and not want to punch her in the face.

I swear if that was my boss I would literally take a shit in a bag, mix it with granola and wheat, bake it at 350 degress for 15-20 minutes and offer it to her. You know, because she’s a little flustered and cranky.