Christina looking bad again

Christina, it’s time. I’ve told you before that dark red lipstick is not hot. You’re 50’s style haircut is not hot. You aren’t Marilyn Monroe. Let’s get back to the days when guys WANTED to wank it to your music videos. Now when I watch them it feels like I’m watching an A&E Documentary.

BONUS: Classic Christina Wankathon!

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