Am I the only one who hates Oprah?

Oprah’s new show “The Big Give” kicked off as Drew Barrymore donated $1,000,000 to help feed kids in Africa. That’s nice and all but this show has got to be one big snooze fest. Just take a look at the promo.

I’m pretty sure only lonely housewives will watch this show, because no one I know wants to see people just giving money away. Let me get on that show and I’ll show you how to “give away” money. I’d buy 50 monkeys, get 50 prostitutes, give 50 homeless dudes money and lock them all in a room for a battle TO THE DEATH. Now THAT’S Prime Time Television.