More Reasons to Hate Tom Brady

If you’re not a Tom Brady fan then this news will just add fuel to the fire.

Tom Brady may soon strip to his skivvies. Calvin Klein Inc. is in talks to turn the hunky Patriots quarterback into an underwear model. LA private eye Paul Barresi says the company is “confident that Brady will blow the competition out of the water.”

So let’s run down a rough example of his resume:

1. Star Quarterback in College
2. Dated a Model
3. Won the SuperBowl
4. Won the SuperBowl Again
5. Knocked Up a Model
6. Won the SuperBowl Again
7. Started Dating Another Model
8. Had a kid with the first model while banging another
9. Had only the second perfect NFL Season Ever
10. Is set to become an Underwear Model

If I could be Tom Brady for just one day I would go on such a Vagina Rampage that the world would never be the same.

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