Looking Hot is for Chumps

I applaud Kelly Clarkson. She’s not one to doll herself up and waste time picking out the perfect outfit for the cameras or television. Why do that when you can spend more time at the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet? Why wear makeup when you can just roll out of bed, put on a stupid hat, and look like you spent last night throwing up? She’s even got the perfect “Eh, I’m a chunky pale chick. Wanna do it while I eat another bucket of chicken?” smile down. You’re a pro Kelly. A Pro.

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