Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Holly Valance is better than the Oscars

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I know the Oscars or the Acadamy Awards or the BET Awards were last night, but we all know whatever it was was probably incredibly boring. So instead, let’s take a look at Holly Valance. Who is Holly Valance? Let me show you, through the power of interpretive dance! Or just look at this clip.

Now tell me that’s more exciting than watching Ryan Seacrest ask Star Jones about her turkey neck. I thought so…

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