Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Watch the Cleavage not the Lesbian

Wow Ellen is annoying. Then again as most of us guys know, it’s hard to conduct an interview with a huge rack in your face. I mean wow. Those things are good. I honestly have no clue what she was talking about. Something about Chinese food or something.

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