Beyonce to play this woman?

Page Six reports that Beyonce is set to play legendary singer Etta James.

“It’s a privilege and an honor to have somebody like that girl. I don’t think she looks like me, but that’s all right. They can fix that up,” Etta tells us.

It was the Dreamgirls star’s performance at the Grammys earlier this month that won Etta over, when Jay-Z’s main squeeze rocked “Proud Mary” with Tina Turner.

“I kinda have a man’s voice. It’s a contralto, more bluesy, religious. I would really like to work with her on that,” the 70-year-old songstress says.

Of her life lessons, Etta, who battled heroin addiction for many years, says, “I can tell Beyoncé some things; some of the things I might not tell her.”

She does stress that the emotional transformation Beyoncé must undergo will have to be a little intense.

“I wasn’t as bourgie as she is, she’s bourgeois. She knows how to be a lady, she’s like a model. I wasn’t like that… I smoked in the bathroom in school, I was kinda arrogant, so those are some of the things I would want to tell her.”

No wonder this lady looks so beaten up, she’s been smoking and injecting heroin.  I don’t think Beyonce is attractive in the least but she’s much prettier than that old hag.  I have a better casting choice.

I wish I could pick who would play me in my life story.  I would pick George Clooney to play me and Marisa Miller would be my love interest.  It would show how I saved the world from the Nazis and then went on to throw the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl.  I’m Awesome.

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