Kirsten Dunst Rehab Stint: Is Jake Gyllenhaal To Blame?

Kirsten Dunst, who checked herself into rehab last week, is a real lush and her split with Jake Gyllenhaal is supposedly to blame. Why a relationship that might as well have happened four hundred years is to blame is beyond me, but hey, someone has to be blamed, so fuck him. According to US,

Whenever the cast and crew were out, she was the center of the group – doing shots and encouraging everyone to drink,” a source on her upcoming movie How to Lose Friends & Alienate People told Us. “There was no such thing as ‘just the one’ for her.”

I fail to see the problem here. A girl who is encouraging people to drink? That’s not depression, that’s an easy in. If only there were more girls like that I wouldn’t be a 25 year-old virgin living vicariously through celebrity sex lives on a website where nip slips are the number one priority. I’d instead be at the local bar trying to scam some free shots from Kirsten.

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