Bail Ring is so Solly

Dumbass actress Bai Ling got busted for shoplifting 2 magazines and a pack of batteries worth a grand total of $16 at an airport.  Boy, she really stuck it to that shop.  How dare they charge $6 for a back of batteries.  How is Bai Ling supposed to get her rocks off in the airport bathroom when she can’t even afford the batteries for her vibrator?