Delta Goodrem is a hot hippie

So it’s Valentine’s Day and I am yet again bitter at all women and this includes Delta Goodrem.  Apparently, she’s “married” which blows for me since I think I had an opportunity to nail her.   Of course, by opportunity I meant I was going to draw pictures of me and her on vacation holding hands.  Then I would draw little hearts above her head because that’s what happens when a woman wants to put your penis in her mouth.  Or so I’ve heard.