You Poor Bastard

Look at the freaking ears on that kid.  We all knew it was going to happen.  Christina Aguilera goes and marries a Gargoyle and now she’s had his offspring.  You Blew it Christina.  Max Aguilera, or whatever the hell his last name is, is going to have quite a good time in high school.  You might as well ship him off to the circus right now.  Also, what is up with that freaky looking moon in the picture of his nursery.  Not only is the kid a freak but now he is going to be traumatized with nightmares?  That’s Grade A parenting Christina.

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