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February 13, 2008

Christina Aguilera’s Kid

Look at the freaking ears on that kid.  We all knew it was going to happen.  Christina Aguilera goes and marries a Gargoyle and now she’s had his offspring.  You Blew it Christina.  Max Aguilera, or whatever the hell his last name is, is going to have quite a good time in high school.  You might as well ship him off to the circus right now.  Also, what is up with that freaky looking moon in the picture of his nursery.  Not only is the kid a freak but now he is going to be traumatized with nightmares?  That’s Grade A parenting Christina.

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{ 7 comments }

Lupe February 14, 2008 at 12:29 am

Are you freaking serious? Do you have any kids of your own? how dare you say harsh things about a baby? You really have to be the stupidest person on the earth to say stuff like that. I hope you rot in hell her baby is such an angel, he is such a cute baby boy!!! Get a life looser, do something better with ur life please. CHRISTINA YOU ROCK, AND UR BABY IS SO ADORABLE, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!

Christina lover February 14, 2008 at 2:03 pm

You most be sick to say things like that about a baby…..I BET YOU ARE UGLY ASS HELL….drop dead you looser

Annie February 14, 2008 at 4:12 pm

What is wrong with YOU Derek. I BET YOU look like an ass!!
Christinas baby is beautiful!!! I think he is perfect! please spare yourself for those silly comments Derek Hail!

Jordan and Christina are perfect for each other. I think Derek is Jealous.

I think you are incredible Christina! Your gift is your voice. We all love it, even Derek.

Regards from Norway.

Norway February 14, 2008 at 5:14 pm

This is too stupid. Go ask your mum for a baby picture of yourself.

Bella February 14, 2008 at 5:39 pm

Oh my God! U must be sick or something. This is one of the most adorable babies I have seen in a long time! Do u have kids of your own? How would you feel if somebody told u your kid looks like a circus-freak? That is just low.. I mean its one thing when u talk shit about a grown up, but an innocent newborn?? Come on!
I think that Christina has found herself a wonderful man, looks doesn’t mean everything u know! They are happy together, and they have created a beautiful human being together. So just shut the hell up next time someone shows their child to the world!

Another regard from Norway..

love u x-tina February 14, 2008 at 6:03 pm

wtf?? what the hell is wrong with u… u need to fucking grow up, max is one of the cutest babys i have ever seen!!

Put out a picture of youre self when u were a baby so we can see how ugly u were.

asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

melonie February 19, 2008 at 9:20 am

Wow your a total idiot, such a ignorant piece of shit! but I’m sure you get that all the time. You must be one ugly, worthless, waste of air to be so hateful toward a child. Your a moron, get a life, douche bag!

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