Paris Hilton is a Colossal Failure

Fantasy Moguls has some pretty hilarious stats from Paris Hilton’s movie opening this weekend.

Paris’ movie, “The Hottie and the Nottie,” opened on 111 screens yesterday, and sold only $76 in ticket sales per location. That breaks down to approximately 10 people per theater. It’s anticipated that the movie will sell only $23,000 during the three-day weekend.

Well, that’s actually much better than my projection of 0 people in each theater. Paris should know by now everything she touches pretty much fails. Except penis. If she touches penis it’s either going to make lots of money or catch herpes. Sometimes both.

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