Jennifer Lopez is huge

Holy Christ, this bitch is huge!  Someone tranquilize her before she starts chewing on the curtains.  Those kids are going to be so God Damn ugly it’s not even funny.  Imagine a mix of Skeletor and Rosie Perez, then add a huge ass and a bad attitude.  Sounds great right?  Well, guess what, we get two.  J-Blow is having twins.  I know it’s hard to believe by looking at that sexy body, but it’s true.

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