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Jennifer Lopez is huge

February 7, 2008

Jennifer Lopez Fat Ass

Holy Christ, this bitch is huge!  Someone tranquilize her before she starts chewing on the curtains.  Those kids are going to be so God Damn ugly it’s not even funny.  Imagine a mix of Skeletor and Rosie Perez, then add a huge ass and a bad attitude.  Sounds great right?  Well, guess what, we get two.  J-Blow is having twins.  I know it’s hard to believe by looking at that sexy body, but it’s true.

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Herman B February 8, 2008 at 8:03 am

oh, so now you’re just going to talk my ear off.

no. jenny you’re not fat. you are just very, very, very, very, very robust. and you know i can not talk like i usually do . . . just don’t bend over, cause i tend to get very angry and curious.

i’m sorry mark, i just couldn’t help myself.

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