Britney Spears is Free

Oh Boy.  Stay off the streets people.  She’s out and things are already back to being crazy.

 TMZ has learned UCLA doctors determined Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.

Within her first hour she was surrounded by paparazzi, led a 20 length car chase to a hotel, and invited Andan the douche to help her out.  I actually feel bad for her at this point.  This chick can’t do ANYTHING without 30 or 40 people surrounding her.  This isn’t going to end well and if this circus continues someone’s going to end up dead.  It’s sad but that’s reality.  The picture that a recent Rolling Stones article paints makes Britney’s mental state seem that much more fragile than we all thought.  Here are a few excerpts:

She reportedly began sleeping with Wade Robson around the time of the 2001 VMAs. “In February 2002, Timberlake discovered a … note from Robson in Britney’s room. Britney and Timberlake were performing on Saturday Night Live that night, and they sat backstage miserable — he refused to accept her apologies,” an insider says. “The breakup was a terrible shock, particularly as it was followed by Britney’s parents divorce two months later.”

Britney’s 2002 split from Justin Timberlake devastated her. “Justin had his head screwed on so straight… He became the great force in her life, but it started a pattern — she began to look for guys to help her get away from the people who could control her,” an insider says.

During a Betsy Johnson spree, a fan asked for a picture for her little sister. Britney turned to Ghalib and screamed, “‘I don’t want her talking to me! Then she whips around and stares the girl deep in the eyes, her lips almost vibrating with anger. ‘I don’t know who you think I am, b-tch … but I’m not that person.’”

When Britney was just beginning her career in the 1990s, she was bribed to work around the clock. “If she didn’t want to come out of the trailer, the label would come to me saying, ‘Please talk to Britney, make sure she performs, and we’ll take you on a shopping spree,’” a close friend says. Adds her former driver: “We would wake Britney up at 6 a.m., and she’d work on a video for three or four days straight for 20 hours a day.”

Yea.  Scary.  Perhaps the worst part is this segment about her boobs:

As a teen, the singer’s mother, Lynne, allowed her to get breast implants. But after going under the knife, “she regretted the implants, particularly because her chest was still growing,” a friend says. “When her natural breasts became larger, she had the implants removed.” But Spears kept the surgery a secret. Adds the friend, “When other girls did their boobs [they admitted it] and moved on, but Britney was brought up to lie about herself.”

I knew those things were too perfect to be real.  There are some really crazy things coming out about Britney.  It’s going to be another wild week.

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